You don't just meet any wizard! You're meeting Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore! Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorcerer, Chief Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, International Confederation of Wizards! I'm also the Headmaster at Hogwarts!
*couldn't help but chuckle at the socks comment* Well, I am the Silver Shinobi, of the Fukurojin Clan, specialized in the arts of theft, epsionage and martial combat. I am also master of the fighting arts of Wind and Lightning...
...and it is an honor to meet you, Headmaster Dumbledore. *bows*
Well well! If it isn't my old friend Bastian! Last time I saw you was, oh, how long ago was that? I think you were wiping out the dinosaurs!
Why did you have to wipe out the Stegosaurs, too? They owed me twenty galleons!
Ahh, sorry about that, buddy, but you know, rules are rules. Michael said he "didn't want those ugly lizards tromping about", so he made me get rid of them! But hey, I can pay you back that twenty easy!
Your're like, the greatest Hogwarts headmaster ever! And i really dont think Snape killed you, i secretly think you're and Auror/ or Ninja in descuise (sp i think >_> )
Hiya! My name is Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.
You can call me Dumbledore if you want. Or maybe Al!
I am the Headmaster at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. It's as much a pleasure to meet you as it is a pleasure to open a new box of socks. Have I ever told you how much I love socks?
I love socks!
Years ago, I led the Order of the Phoenix against the my former student, Tom Riddle. But the past is always overrated. What is important is what happens now. Like socks!
Have I introduced you to my insane fire-breathing superbird Fawkes? His tears cure everything!
Fawkes: SQUAWK.
Yes, yes, that's nice, Fawkes.
Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorcerer, Chief Warlock,
Supreme Mugwump, International Confederation of Wizards